ydrill:

Cats in piles

(via stormqueen)

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(via bonestrewn)

  • things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
  • things we love as adults: being spanked and naps
dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(via tastefullyoffensive)

For the love of my life. An ongoing project to collect my feelings for you.

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