tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

tastefullyoffensive:

How to get your cat to use their cat post. -StolenPikachu

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via stormqueen)

glowcloud:

The weirdest thing is that people talk about “coming out” as if it’s this big momentous thing that only happens once while in actual fact it’s something that you do almost every single day every time you talk to a new person every time you’re in a new situation you’re constantly weighing your options, the ability to be your true self vs the advantages of being a false self and honestly it’s so fucking exhausting

(via heartsways)

There’s time we can waste
and there’s time we must treasure,
please have both with me.
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

matociquala:

I did not see that coming.

awwww cute.. wait what

(via thelesbianguide)

For the love of my life. An ongoing project to collect my feelings for you.

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